The most exciting thing is her nails! Girl you gotta give up your nail tech’s name…
I Told You So...
Did I just stumble upon God’s IG stories?
In this universe, God is also known as Serena Akeroyd aka G.A. Mazurke… and frankly I think God needs a hug! So get in line […]
Politics
A Filthy King’s Promise to His Queen
“Little one, what’s wrong?” While Savvie stomped from one side of the living room to the other, she barely lifted her head to glance at me. She’d […]
Konvos With Kat
Konvo with Cole Korhonen
Cole Korhonen, one of the new wunderkinds of the New York Stars, walks into the bakery looking like sex on a stick. And I mean […]
Major Drugs Bust for the RCMP at Bar 9
Over four hundred marijuana plants were seized at the Bar 9 this week, with Sergeant Reilly informing the Herald that...
Cole Korhonen Looking Cozy with “Lady Love” at Vet’s Office
Rumor has it that a certain Canadian hockey player was seen in a veterinarian’s office with a lady… Not news...
New York Stars Win 5-3 Against New Jersey Blue Demons
In the last game of this calendar year, Cole Korhonen came face-to-face with his former team once again and declared...
New York Stars’ GM is Out – Gracie Bukowski is In
This morning, Justin DeLaney, GM of the New York Stars, quit in the face of a searing semifinals loss to...
