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Slide 1: A man’s legs resting on patio furniture outside looking at a blue sky. Text reads: I don’t like this vacation shit but it comes with perks. I’m ready for breakfast, @inessaodonnelly
Slide 2: Natural pools carved into the cliffside fo the Tolantongo Canyon in Mexico are filled with sun bathers. Text reads: @inessaodonnelly This was a good idea, why? Do you know how man snipers’ nests I’ve scoped out here, wife?!!
Slide 3: A man sits beside his surf board on the shore. Text reads: @inessaodonnelly If you’d been a sniper, I’d be dead now. Precisely my point, Inessa!
Slide 4: A concert view from the balcony. Text reads: I’d questions how this is my life and why I’m here but hell – I can’t stop singing ‘Espresso’ now lol
Slide 5: A magenta jeep is parked next to a fence with surfboards propped against it with palm trees and a mountain in the background. Text reads: @inessaodonnelly I think I leg you get away with too much – hire us a car, I said. Sure, you said. So you come back with a pink Jeep?!
Slide 6: A couple in casual clothing walk hand in hand. Text reads @inessaodonnelly The pink Jeep meant date night was my choice…gun range here we come!
Slide 7: A curly haired dog lays on a pillow on the bed. Text reads: How did this happen? His germs are literally breeding in my pillow – Lyanov come and take your dog home. Why is it always my pillow????
Slide 8: A ball of blue yarn and a ball of white yarn sit next to a sweater that is still on the knitting needles and a cup of coffee. Text reads: @aoifeogrady I saw the wool and thought we were pregnant again – thank fuck it’s just a woman-sized sweater!! I love my kid but holy shit – how did ma and da survive five of us little bastards running around?
