Word on the street is, this Irish girl caught the eye of the Sicilian Capo.
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Slide 1: An xray of a hand holding the OK symbol. Text reads: Why am I a nurse again? Literal x-ray in someone’s file today. FML
Slide 2: Nine different chairs are in cubby spaces on display. Text reads: When did chairs become art? @raisinfrazin, explain it to me like I’m five. And why do I like it?
Slide 3: A kitchen counter is covered in groceries, most of which is fresh produce. Text reads: I already regret all of these vegetables
Slide 4: Two individual size Margherita pizzas sit on a table. Text reads: Don’t tell my date but he’s a moron. Why does he make so many noises when he eats pizza???? I swear I’m just waiting for someone to sweep me off of my feet.
Slide 5: A bouquet of pink peonies being caressed by a well manicured hand. Text reads: @neevfreez, thank, sis. What is it with the men in manhattan? – my sister bought these for me.
Slide 6: A view of a snow covered road surround by pine trees take from the passenger seat of a car. Text reads: Tell me why I decided to stay in New York and didn’t move to Mexico again?
Slide 7: A cup of match being stirred by a coffee frother. Text reads: Only way to wake up on a morning
Slide 8: Polaroids of women at a party are surrounded by confetti, a small disco ball, and a drink. Text reads: Miss you, @meatrizmart. We had some great times, didn’t we?
Slide 9: A page of a diary shows the year calendar. Text reads: Blank page. So ready to fill this diary with memories
Slide 10: A skeleton wears a blue blazer, boe tie, and glasses. Text reads: This guy has more game than the finance bro I just dumped. Prince Charming, where are you?
