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Slide 1: Black and white photo of a woman wearing round sunglasses and a black tank top, showing off her delicate tattoos on her shoulder and arm. Text reads: @aoifeog The little peeks of ink on my woman get me every time. Next one should be ‘property of Finn O’Grady’ a la Sinners 😈
Slide 2: An espresso shot pulls in a glass with cream steaming to the side. Text reads: @starsulli Need a direct shot into my veins. I can sleep through a tornado, but not Jake and Cam pretending to be ‘Steves’ – I’m this close to bribing someone for access to that damn movie sooner
Slide 3: A man’s legs in black shorts and light blue colored sneakers casts a shadow on the sidewalk. Text reads: Yes, i have legs. No, I don’t only wear suits. Aoife, you owe me three blowjobs for this crime against nature
Slide 4: A hand washed out with camera flash blocks out most of the person holding up the hand. Text reads: The hand of destiny – the one that says stop teasing me… oh, baby, teasing you is why I was put on this godforsaken planet
Slide 5: A very full bath faces an open balcony door. Text reads: One three-hour bath coming up, @Aoifeogrady. Leave the kiddos with me. I’ll survive the movie theater… I think
Slide 6: Oatmeal chocolate chip cookies cool on a tray on a marble counter. Text reads: @aoifeogrady The third-best perk of being Aoife’s husband, official taste tester is my career of choice
Slide 7: A woman’s hand covers a man’s hand on her thigh in the car. Text reads: First-best perk…this woman. Mine. Even if that color is something that used to come out of Jake’s diapers lmao
Slide 8: Several loaves of fresh baked bread cool on a rack against the white tile backsplash in the kitchen. Text reads: @aoifeog i think i deserve a cut seeing as this fabulous art has my copyright. No? i’ll accept payment in carbs…(and other things)
