For the favor of a certain 5 Points Book Club, I broke through the 4th wall to get an update on the Quintessence bunch!
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Slide 1: A grey-brown American bulldog wears a pink harness on the snow. A hand holding coffee and the legs of the person taking the photo are visible at the bottom of the picture. Text reads: Being a dog mom means you have to go out in the snow. My Arizona-born heart can’t cope with this white shit. @RosieDuBois
Slide 2: Two lattes with ornate palm tree decorations sit on a table. Text reads: Can we take a train to somewhere with palm trees, Devon, pretty please? I’m so sick of this weather! @saschashusband
Slide 3: Bright pink bougainvillea pop against a cloudless blue sky. Text reads: Okay, I’ll accept bougainvillea instead of palm trees. Thank you, Devon baby! 📌Nice, France.
Slide 4: A striped awning with lights cover a variety of plants in front of a plant store. Text reads:@sawyerbennett, pretty please with blowjobs on top? I literally want everything
Slide 5: A plant arrangement sits at the center of a coffee table made of a large rock. Text reads: *Pouts* One bouquet? That’s all he’d get me. I’m telling Sean on you!
Slide 6: A pink sign against the sidewalk reads: F*ck nudes. Send me your playlist.l Caption reads: I want both, @thekirtyeller! I expect to have three chapters to read when I’m back home
Slide 7: A basket full of fresh eggplants, lettuce, peppers, and tomatoes sits on the grass. Caption reads: Thank God for greenhouses! Lovely hault to come home to
Slide 8: Three different size disco balls sit on the floor. Caption reads: @bethandubois & @jackdubois Do I want to knkow what parties you two had while we were away on vacation? I thought disco balls died out in the seventies? Hide them better next time and I won’t tell your father.
Slide 9: A hand folds over the edge of the waistbands of a pair of pants to reveal text that says you look pretty. Text reads: @andreikirov I love you too, baby
Slide 10: Three tiny kittens are cuddled up against their mother. Caption reads: @rosiedubois I said no more pets!! Dammit, but why are they so cute though?