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Slide 1: A large display of ceramic Easter bunnies sits in the forefront and a shelf full of other Easter decorations is in the background. Text reads: @gamazurke I think this is my idea of hell. Rabbit army engaged and ready for war
Slide 2: A vivid orange sun sets over the water. Text reads: @gamazurke If not friend, why so squidgy? Can’t be the only person who thinks the sun looks like a good stress ball?
Slide 3: Yellow freesia grows in a raised cement planter. Text reads: @gamazurke Mum said this is a freesia. IDK but it smells so good. Why can’t I grow shit without killing them? 😩
Slide 4: A sourdough starter in the bottom of a measuring container. Text reads: @gamazurke The only version of chemistry I’ve ever been good at lol
Slide 5: Five rolls with seeds on top sit in a ring, waiting to bake. Text reads: @gamazurke The magic in play. Tell me why every single seed fell off when I took them out of the oven, lol?
Slide 6: Close up of a laptop keyboard and screen. The screen shows a word count of 79,963 words. Text reads: @gamazurke Stan: Book 2. First Draft word count. WOOOOOOP! Book 1’s word count 💪with an arrow that points to an inset image that shows 77, 448 words
Slide 7: A pale orange and yellow sunset falls over the water and the sky is full of clouds. Text reads: @gamazurke This sunset is a mood. My mood to be precise lol. It’d only improve with a spot of rain
Slide 8: A tex-mex style dinner of beef, cheese, guacamole, and crema on a bed of chips. Text reads: @gamazurke Not the fourth time I’ve eaten this this week. Nope. current obsession. Even if I’m debating my choice to add corn to the chili. I think I hate sweetcorn 😨
Slide 9: Old photo of a young girl at approximately 4 years old wearing brightly colored overalls and a white hat. Text reads: @gamazurke me before writer’s block🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
