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Slide 1: A salad covered in shredded parmesan cheese sits opposite of a plate of French fries. Text reads: @conorod date night with the 🐧. The appropriate amount of cheese is a blanket
Slide 2: A large observation wheel with covered gondolas in front of a cloudless blue sky. Text reads: If you want me on this death trap, @conorod, you’d better make it worth my while
Slide 3: A tray full of a variety of types of sushi. Text reads: @conorod, if you want me to share any of this with you, you’ll tell me how to fix our coffee machine. it hasn’t worked the same since you changed the code for my alleged valentine’s gift 😤
Slide 4: Uno cards litter the table around wine and cocktail glasses. Text reads: @savannahoddelly Savannah cheat at Uno and poker. Bitch.
Slide 5: Black and white photo of a man wearing a zip up hoodie, ball cap, and sunglasses walking up a ramp in front of palm trees and aloe plants. Text reads: My man is so hot. Wonder how long it’ll take for him to realize I’m stalking him? 🤔
Slide 6: A slender but muscled woman wearing workout gear, headphones, and a ballcap stands in front of a mirror, flexing her bicep. Text reads: The only guns I’m carrying at the moment because…
Slide 7: A nude-tone bodysuit with black lining hangs in a closet. Text reads: Conor deserves to see me in this for our anniversary 😈😈😈😈😈
Slide 8: A man gets ready to setup his shot at a pool table. Text reads: It’s cute that he thinks he’s going to win
Slide 9: Homemade bow tie pasta sits on a flour covered counter. Text reads: I already knew he was good with his hands, hten I watched him twist a couple dozen of these. Competency kink unlocked
