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Slide 1: Close up of a bright red moped. Text reads: @lilyloveslink Link got Lily his own version of a g-wagon lol. We ride at dawn!
Slide 2: A shadow of a couple on the back of bike. Text reads: i didn’t even know i could get my man on the back of a moped, lol – a bunch of us are riding through west orange like we’re mods and rockers 🤟
Slide 3: Records of classical music in bins and on shelves in a shop. Text reads: @nyx, your baby is making me want to listen to classical music. Wtaf?!
Slide 4: Flower watercolor paintings in progress. Text reads: This watercolor shit is pretty relaxing. Though, fuck our doctor for saying I’m uptight. Who’s uptight? Not me. that’s who
Slide 5: Small, colorful children’s’ toys lay on the carpet. Text reads: Who needs condoms when you step on this stuff at 3am to pee? Oh wait, too late. Nyx’s fucking turbo sperm is to blame – this one has to be a daughter!!!
Slide 6: A woman with dark hair is wearing a faux fur coat. Text reads: @nyx, date night better end with three orgasms. That’s all I’m saying – I put on a fucking dress for you
Slide 7: A tray of oysters on the half shell on ice, accompanied by mignonette sauce and lemon wedges. Text reads: I hate that I’m craving this stuff 😩
Slide 8: Pillows with snarky cross-stitch sayings sit in a pile. Text reads: if you get me pregnant again, your face will meet one of these beautiful cushions, @nyx
Slide 9: Oxblood and black swirled almond shaped nails on a woman’s hand with a diamond ring resting against denim. Text reads: I picked the color of your blood, @nyx, so no one will know when I claw at you
